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Welcome aboard

Hi, I'm Jeff — also known as OneWheelGeek. Code, wood, unicycles, and self-hosting. This is my capsule: a small, quiet corner of the internet served from one little Go server.

No trackers, no JavaScript, no engagement metrics. Just text, links, and the occasional strong opinion about unnecessary cloud dependencies.

Around the capsule

📓 Gemlog — occasional write-ups

🔧 Projects — things I've built

🙋 About — who is this guy?

📮 Contact — how to reach me

🔗 Links — elsewhere & worth reading

🔍 Search the capsule

Recent from the gemlog

2026-07-19 Hello, world

Other doors

Same content, three ways in. Read it in Lagrange over a campfire, in Firefox at your desk, or through Tor if you're feeling mysterious.

♊ gemini://owg.fyi

🌐 https://owg.fyi

🧅 web via tor

🧅 gemini via tor

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